BREAKING: The World's Most Hated Man, Martin Shkreli, Sentenced To 7 Years

After being ordered to give up $7,360,450 worth his personal assets, including the famed Wu-Tang Clan album Once Upon A Time In Shaolin, and potentially other collectable items including Lil Wayne‘s unreleased Tha Carter V record and a Picasso painting, plus $5 million dollars, pharma-bro Martin Shkreli has been formally sentenced to 7 years in prison for securities fraud.


Shkreli begged for the judge’s mercy prior to sentencing.

“The only person to blame for me being here is me,” he said. “There is no government conspiracy to take down Martin Shkreli. I took down Martin Shkreli with my disgraceful and shameful actions.”